pretty cool for a girl

Well she was from Texas so that explains it. Rachel Lucas knows what is going to kill me. She's great. She says...
I’m always surprised by what people choose to freak out about. Did you know 1.2 million Earthlings die every year in traffic accidents? Do you see anyone panicking about that? Even though those deaths are almost completely preventable? I guess roadway carnage just isn’t as sexy as the flu.
Not saying the flu won't kill me but the flu will have to get in line and wait like all the others.

the dead do not blog

The dead also don't link. Good article on the heat in Pakistan. Some might think(not you trusted readers) that a war here or there won't effect me. If it effects oil or nukes are involved it will effect markets and the military drafts will be ex paned in many countries. Also don't you hate that distracting noise of a million burning souls.

radioactive morphine

Conjecture on if they will bomb Iran, ok, conjecture away on what repercussions might happen if they don't bomb the Iranian targets. This would be good information if i could find it.

lopsided bullets hurt more

Aside from being dated, politically colored and a little scientifically lopsided it is a good representation of the unpredictability of conflict.

the best link in my life

Nukeable map. Not just for fun. Use it to avoid death so you can fill your life with links, yahoo toolbars, South Park greeting cards and spam.
Now this site is in BETA PLAID mode.

UNGOOGLEABLE

Yes you too can have your blog up in minutes. Well this site is ungoogleabe. So this site is in BETA mode. Soon to be in BETA PLAID mode.
In the meantime i'll be adding content plus the big prize ...i found the nuke map. I'll add that real soon.
If you need the address here coocoobomb.blogspot.com
You can give this to your little shebot/computer/slave/electric sheep thingy.
Sorry for the distractions. I already broke my first rule. Try to maintain 95% real content, 5% humor, weirdness bs and other hamburger helper type of fillers to artificially expand content.

Don't buy green bananas in Iran

I took a vacation from history one time. It was great! Then my first Monday back at work. Everyday is Monday now. I don't recall my vacation at all now. I have total recall of work though.

PLANET MANAGEMENT+PERFECT STORM=HUGE YEAR END BONUS

Back in my late teens I was an assistant manager at a little pizza place. I was not extremely mature for my age; the management was very immature for their ages.
Barack Sinatra is now pres. My focus is not on the pres. The world is very immature for its age.
NO MATTER WHAT the pres does scenarios are piling up to the point we aren’t going to get that pizza in thirty minutes.
Scenarios piling up are Iran-US, Taiwan-China, Pakistan-India, Pakistan-US, US-Iraq, Us-Afghanistan, Israel-most neighboring countries, those neighboring countries and everybody else, N Korea-S Korea and economic unrest in many countries. All these situations are unpredictable regardless of the nicely sounding crises management terms that will be tossed around. Dominoes may start to fall similar to a kid trying to break a Guinness world record. Many in the west may believe that things can’t get that bad. Just think these governments that help us avoid wars also manage the economies. Feel better now?
If America becomes more overwhelmed our obligations of shared defenses will go by the wayside. Countries are fragile. What does that make people?
I think Pakistan for now is the hottest spot. Leave a comment, link or a micro film dot and let us know what you think about our wonderful dangerous planet. No planet management experience needed.

NICE GAME BAD LIFE

I worry that my life will soon have many qualities of the game series FALLOUT.